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Overhead on the way home from work:
"Look, I'm just saying, if you don't think I'd fuck a guy for a french fry right now, then you never really knew me."


I don't know this girl, but I know I like her style.

Also: hey, Irene, want some fries? I've got a sudden craving.

Also also, to the world at large: would you fuck a guy for a single french fry if it promised to be the BEST fry you'd ever eaten?